Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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