Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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