I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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