i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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