At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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