i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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