it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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