508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He better not be in your backpack
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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