Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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