her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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