Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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