Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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