Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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