Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
there is puke in my bra ... again
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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