Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
