Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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