I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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