you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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