He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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