I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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