Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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