I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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