as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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