i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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