My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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