Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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