Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
