is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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