I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
