I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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