Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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