Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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