so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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