PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
two words: eviction party
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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