so explain again why im purple
no
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
