you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
So squirting runs in the family.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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