The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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