i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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