U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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