yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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