I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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