Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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