The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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