its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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