I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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