is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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