All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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