Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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