Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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