This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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